Instead of doing anything of even remote productivity today, I’ve spent most of the morning-into afternoon-into soon to be late afternoon hours doing research on what Blake Fielder-Civil’s pre-lockup profession was. Turns out he has done pretty much nothing with his life but bang Amy Winehouse and expose his chest more than the average bear. Just like that, THE SEXY GET SEXIER! How is a complete lack of ambition so damn becoming on some people? Since the only descript of him that points to any sort of career is when he is referred to as a “grammar school dropout” and “Pimp” I like to think that it is my liberty — no…responsibility to create a professional history for him. Yet to work out the details but fairly certain it will include a short-lived bohemian career of street portrait sketching (failed due to uncanny resemblance of every portrait to a “hangman” board) and fingerbanging British schoolgirls in McDo’s bathrooms for their lunch money. Hey, a girl can dream.
